Try get yourself lost around here. ^D

Top ten members who got shot by the Point of view gun

1. 1. popak47

   Damn You robot don’t you have any brain!!!
   My…my… picture… is ..gone..
   YOU WILL PAY THIS YOU damn ROBOT!!!!!!

2. 2. eienmic

   [...] Can your futile robot mind not read text that’s sideways?! damn you for screwing up my first submission experience! [...]

3. 3. RBD40

   How can I cancel my own account?

4. 4. AlexCorp

   [...] You are too bad with me man. I’m beginning to hate you.[...]

5. 5. bebop

   GO KILL YOURSELF

6. 6. Avel

   Thanks for rejecting my wall. you people are all scary!

7. 7. sparta

   HOLY PIECE OF SHIT i was coursing a BOT

8. 8. AssasinXXX

   Excuse me Mr APbot but how come you you don’t reply to my pm?
   Your a big fat meanie thats what you are!

9. 9. snipo-01

   I’m not good enough to be rejected by a human… i have to be rejected by a bot…

10. 10. kekeconan

    Is APbot just a “bot”?Holy shit! I have been waiting reply from it for a week!

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Overview and rational

Avian carriers can provide high delay, low throughput, and low altitude service. The connection topology is limited to a single point-to-point path for each carrier, used with standard carriers, but many carriers can be used without significant interference with each other, outside of early spring. This is because of the 3D ether space available to the carriers, in contrast to the 1D ether used by IEEE802.3. The carriers have an intrinsic collision avoidance system, which increases availability. Unlike some network technologies, such as packet radio, communication is not limited to line-of-sight distance. Connection oriented service is available in some cities, usually based upon a central hub topology.

Frame Format

The IP datagram is printed, on a small scroll of paper, in hexadecimal, with each octet separated by whitestuff and blackstuff. The scroll of paper is wrapped around one leg of the avian carrier. A band of duct tape is used to secure the datagram’s edges. The bandwidth is limited to the leg length. The MTU is variable, and paradoxically, generally increases with increased carrier age. A typical MTU is 256 milligrams. Some datagram padding may be needed.

Upon receipt, the duct tape is removed and the paper copy of the datagram is optically scanned into a electronically transmittable form

Copyright (C) The Internet Society (1999). All Rights Reserved.

IETF References

• A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers
• IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service

• One day a Novice came to the Master.
• "Master," he said, "How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?".
• The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
• "Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code?" the Master asked.
• "No," replied the Novice. The Master sent the Novice on a quest to the Store of Software.

• Many hours later the Novice returned.
• "Master," he said, "How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?".
• The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.

• "Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code?" the Master asked.
• "Yes," replied the Novice.
• The Master frowned at the Novice.
• "You have a Compiler of Source. What now can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?".
• The Novice fidgeted nervously and presented his Compiler of Source to the Master.
• "How is this used?" asked the Novice.
• "Have you in your possession a Manual of Operation?" the Master asked.
• "No," replied the Novice.
• The Master instructed the Novice as to where he could find the Manual of Operation.

• Many days later the Novice returned.
• "Master," he said, "How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?".
• The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
• "Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code?" the Master asked.
• "Yes," replied the Novice.
• "Have you in your possession a Manual of Operation?" the Master asked.
• "Yes," replied the Novice.
• The Master frowned at the Novice.
• "You have a Compiler of Source, and a Manual of Operation. What now can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?".

• At this the Novice fidgeted nervously and presented his Manual of Operations to the Master.
• "How is this used?" asked the Novice.
• The Master closed his eyes, and heaved a great sigh.
• The Master sent the Novice on a quest to the School of Elementary.

• Many years later the Novice returned.
• "Master," he said, "How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?".
• The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
• "Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code, a Manual of Operation and an Education of Elementary?" the Master asked.
• "Yes," replied the Novice.
• The Master frowned at the Novice.
• "What then can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?".

• The Novice fidgeted nervously. He looked around but could find nothing to present to the Master.
• The Master smiled at the Novice.
• "I see what problem plagues you." said the Master.
• "Oh great master, please tell me." asked the Novice.

• The Master turned the Novice toward the door, and with a supportive
  hand on his shoulder said, "Go young Novice, and Read The Fucking
  Manual." And so the Novice became enlightened.

Taken from Damn Vulnerable Linux

The book of Mozilla (11:9)

Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower. from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9

Firefox URI about:mozilla

Firefox Robot (gort klaatu barada nikto)

“Klaatu” is the name of the humanoid alien protagonist in the film “The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)”

Firefox URI about:robots

Welcome Humans!

We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill!

Robots may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Robots have seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

Robots are Your Plastic Pal Who’s Fun To Be With.

Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten.

Influence

1. “We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill!” from the movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still“

2. “Robots may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.” from Isaac Asimov’ “Three Laws of Robotics“

3. “Robots have seen things you people wouldn’t believe.” from the ending of the movie “Blade Runner“

4. “Robots are Your Plastic Pal Who’s Fun To Be With.” from Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

5. “Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten.” a reference to Bender from Futurama .

Sources

*\Mozilla Firefox\chrome\en-us.jar:locale\browser\aboutRobots.dtd

<!-- These strings are used in the about:robots page, which ties in with the
     robots theme used in the Firefox 3 Beta 2/3 first run pages...
         https://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/3.0b2/firstrun/
         https://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/3.0b3/firstrun/
     They're just meant to be fun and whimsical, with references to some geeky
     but well-known robots in movies and books. Be creative with translations! -->

<!-- Nonsense line from the movie "The Day The Earth Stood Still". No translation needed. -->
<!ENTITY robots.pagetitle  "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!">
<!-- Movie: Logan's Run... Box (cybog): "Welcome Humans! I am ready for you." -->
<!ENTITY robots.errorTitleText "Welcome Humans!">
<!-- Movie: The Day The Earth Stood Still. Spoken by Klaatu. -->
<!ENTITY robots.errorShortDescText "We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill!">
<!-- Various books by Isaac Asimov. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics -->
<!ENTITY robots.errorLongDesc1 "Robots may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.">
<!-- Movie: Blade Runner. Batty: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..." -->
<!ENTITY robots.errorLongDesc2 "Robots have seen things you people wouldn't believe.">
<!-- Book: Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy. What the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation calls robots. -->
<!ENTITY robots.errorLongDesc3 "Robots are Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.">
<!-- TV: Futurama. Bender's first line is "Bite my shiny metal ass." -->
<!ENTITY robots.errorLongDesc4 "Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten.">
<!-- TV: Battlestar Galactica (2004 series). From the opening text. -->
<!ENTITY robots.errorTrailerDescText "And they have a plan.">
<!-- TV: Battlestar Galactica (2004 series). Common expletive referring to Cylons. -->
<!ENTITY robots.imgtitle "Frakkin' Toasters">
<!-- Book: Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Arthur presses a button and it warns him. -->
<!ENTITY robots.dontpress "Please do not press this button again.">

Might be Interest

• Klaatu barada nikto

Adobe Photoshop CS3 About window

Adobe Red Pill

Adobe Red Pill Bruce Fraser

Redpill is a term that describes a human who has been freed from the Matrix

Level Mask: channel RGB, Set 137,0.10,255

Adobe Red Pill Easter Kitty

Channel Mixer > output: gray, red:+40, green: +40, blue: +20

1. Hold down Ctrl + Alt keys (Option keys for mac), while still holding down the keys goto Help and left click on “About Photoshop“.

   

Note: Ctrl+ Alt keys is also uses as macro shortcut to scroll down the “About Photoshop Credits”.

Adobe Red Pill production staff

This is probably the best phrase to search for blackhat “parasite hosting” without being forward to sorry.google.com (403).

Google it

• Google:”I have seen all internet”

2 million ++ results.

Related

• wordpress.com

PHP create_function()

The new variant from wordpress.net.in & qwetro.com used the “anonymous PHP create_function” to append their spam links on their victim blog. Below is quick patch to disabled the mischievous “create_function” injection on wp_head.

The below code will look for “�lambda_n” function inside wp_head wp_filters array and remove the action hook silently. I assume that any sane developer will never used this unstable PHP function.

/**
 * Remove create_function action hook
 * append on wordpress wp_head filters
 *
 * @author Avice De'véreux <ck@kaizeku.com>
 * @copyright Copyright (c) 2006 Avice De'véreux
 * @version 1.0
 * @license http://www.gnu.org/licenses/lgpl.html GNU Lesser General Public License
 * @link http://blog.kaizeku.com/wordpress/goro-spam-injection-wp-head-patch/
 */
function remove_create_function_action()
{ global $wp_filter;

	$action_ref	= 'wp_head';
	$filter 	= $wp_filter[$action_ref];
	$_lambda	= array();

	foreach(range(1,10) as $priority){

		if (isset($filter[$priority]))
		{
			foreach($filter[$priority] as $registered_filter ){

				$callback = (string) $registered_filter['function'];

				if ( preg_match("/lambda/", $callback) ) {
		 	 		$_lambda[$priority][] = $callback;
				}
			}

		}
	}

	if ( count($_lambda) >= 0 ){

		foreach($_lambda as $priority => $callback) {
			if ( has_filter($action_ref,$callback) ){
				remove_filter($action_ref, $callback, $priority, 1);
			}
		}
	}
}

add_action('init','remove_create_function_action');

note: This method only disabled the spam link from showing on your blog header. it wont fixed your blog vulnerabilities. your blog still owned thought. Tips → http://wordpress.org/download/

Download

• Note: There is a file embedded within this post, please visit this post to download the file.

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